Tag: Animal Crossing

  • An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary: The Cat Problem

    An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary: The Cat Problem

    Further Extracts from the Diary of an Incel in Animal Crossing plagued by cats..(Continued from) Day 4 I have now introduced myself to most of the residents and I think I’m beginning to figure each of them out. It’s been a disappointing experience, I had hoped to find intelligent animals, but most are just as dumb as the…

  • Waiting for Animal Crossing

    Waiting for Animal Crossing

    The Nintendo Switch was released in March 2017. That makes the new console nearly a year and a half old; and quite the year and a half it’s been. We have seen long-awaited releases such as The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey, and we are awaiting titles such as…

  • An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary

    An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary

    An extract from the diary of an Incel in Animal Crossing: Day 1 Moving to a new town, leaving the human world and its petty focus on attractiveness behind. I’m going somewhere where I’ll be appreciated as the nice guy that I am. In Incel City, the population is all animals. I’ve always preferred animals. They don’t…

  • The 7 Hottest Animal Crossing Villagers

    The 7 Hottest Animal Crossing Villagers

     You read the title right. Let’s get down to it. Fang I’m sorry city folks, but I’ve got a thing for bad boys and I’m hungry for this wolf. He may give me the cold shoulder, but I can’t stop chasing his tail. Fauna I just want to be her dearie. The Thumper to her…