Tag: the witcher

  • Corrupt SJW Games Media Illuminati Bookclub 2017

    Corrupt SJW Games Media Illuminati Bookclub 2017

    As we all know, literature is the enemy. Real games journalists can’t read, fool. Real games journalists scream at you to smash that marshallow-fellating like button until your mouse clicking finger dissolves in a haze of sizzling hot takes about how games companies – get this – occasionally make decisions based on their profitability. Boom. Corruption…

  • 5 Times the Princess Saved *Your* Useless Ass

    5 Times the Princess Saved *Your* Useless Ass

    Is it worth it? let me work it put that established narrative convention down, flip it and reverse it …. I am so, so sorry for that. Here’s five times the princess saved you. Saskia saves Geralt – The Witcher 2 If you first came along to the series with The Witcher 3, you never…

  • It’s Time to Question the Good Guy Narrative around CD Projekt Red

    It’s Time to Question the Good Guy Narrative around CD Projekt Red

    I knew I’d found something special in Cd Projekt Red’s The Witcher 2 when I saw this achievement: Friend To Trolls – Spare all Trolls in the Game – 15  G. I’d just started gaming again after a two year hiatus. I was rusty, and The Witcher 2 can be tough. I was reacting, not exploring;…

  • Let’s Talk About Nudity

    Let’s Talk About Nudity

    Ever noticed how tits ‘n ass are all we ever see in sex scenes? The Witcher has hundreds of sex scenes throughout the series, and yet, have you ever seen Geralt’s penis? It seems like every sex scene in any 18+ rated game is filled with boobs and naked females aplenty, but men’s genitals are almost too sacred to…