Author: Emi Schaufeld

  • Nobody Wants to Buy My Global Game Jam Game

    Nobody Wants to Buy My Global Game Jam Game

    Man I’m so tiffed, nobody wants to buy my Global Game Jam game. The game is an experimental walking simulator called The Phone Call, where the gameplay solely consists of walking up and down the stairs while talking to your mother on the phone about your feelings. I’ve emailed just about every game publisher in North…

  • Habbo Hotel Taught Me How to Be Gay

    Habbo Hotel Taught Me How to Be Gay

    Habbo Hotel is an MMO social game that was first launched in 2000 by the Finnish video game company Sulake.  Habbo was originally just created as a virtual chat room that was later then converted into a game. The gameplay of Habbo Hotel is centered around players exploring the hotel, creating their own rooms, collecting…

  • You’ll Never Guess Who I Interviewed About Detective Pikachu

    You’ll Never Guess Who I Interviewed About Detective Pikachu

    Unless you guessed normal, not talking Pikachu. Then yeah. You did guess it. I was so thankful  to have an opportunity to interview the one, the only (but not really the only) Pikachu. You can read the blessed words we shared bellow. Emi: So how’s life treating you Pikachu? Pikachu: Pika. Pika. Chu.   Yeah I know,…

  • The 7 Hottest Animal Crossing Villagers

    The 7 Hottest Animal Crossing Villagers

     You read the title right. Let’s get down to it. Fang I’m sorry city folks, but I’ve got a thing for bad boys and I’m hungry for this wolf. He may give me the cold shoulder, but I can’t stop chasing his tail. Fauna I just want to be her dearie. The Thumper to her…