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Jordan Ashley lives in the middle of the UK with two dogs who routinely beat him on Mario Kart. He's a big fan of playing Wind Waker over and over again while ignoring all other tasks. He also likes Craft Beer and screaming at Splatoon.
How Much Does Everything Cost in Fortnite?

How Much Does It Cost to Buy Everything In Fortnite?

Fortnite is free to play, with no pay to win aspects. It only takes your money for cosmetic items. That accessible approach has made it a...

No Moss Makes Mindful Tiny games

No Moss Studios is a small Indie developer that is currently developing ‘tiny’ games. These titles really are tiny. They’re mainly doing this through Patreon,...

Blockbuster Games Should Be Treated Like Blockbuster Movies

Red Dead Redemption 2 has brought to light a specific philosophy of game design used in blockbuster games that emphasizes technological achievement over everything else....

6 Upcoming & Recent Games That Aren’t Red Dead Redemption 2

As you might well have heard, Red Dead Redemption 2 is releasing this week. The huge game from Rockstar has come at the cost...
Super Mario Party Drinking Game

The Ultimate Super Mario Party Drinking Game

Super Mario Party is a return to the foundations of the franchise. It ditches the car and the points for effort that have made the...

The Book Ritual Forces You to Confront Loss and Attachment

The Book Ritual is a unique title in which you talk with and destroy a physical book. The simplistic game is characterised by its use...
Life is Strange 2 Reaction

The Reaction To Life is Strange 2 Has Been Ridiculous

The first episode of Life is Strange 2 took a particularly honest view of racism and racial issues. The reaction to it has mainly been...
Pokémon News

Pokémon Coverage 20 Years Later: Sexually Preoccupied Cross Dressing Jerks

This year Pokémon turns 20. It’s a good time to look back on how the English speaking world welcomed Pokémon. A few years after...

Spider-Man Problems: NYPD, Break-Ups, and Triad Gangs

Spider-Man has had a such huge impact in the half a week its been out, its inspired pretty much every hot take going. Many of...
Richard Nixon Gaming Memories

Our 5 Favourite Richard Nixon Gaming Memories

We all have our favourite Nixon themed Video Games. Developers have long embraced the one thing, no matter our political affiliation, we can all...
Simpsons Tapped Out

Capitalism Eats Itself with The Simpsons Tapped Out Nostalgia Betrayal

Fans of The Simpsons are no strangers to the franchise developing in uncomfortable ways. The heavy drop off in quality leading to the current...

Publishers Need to Do More to Fight Gaming Disorder

Gaming Disorder has recently been recognised as a medical condition, and in many countries can now be treated as such. The news has had...
Fortnite Libertarianism

Fortnite is a Libertarian Fantasy

Fortnite.  It’s the biggest game in the world right now, and a fitting analogy for Libertarianism; complete with its flaws and misinterpretation. As the latest...
Incel Animal Crossing Cats

An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary: The Cat Problem

Further Extracts from the Diary of an Incel in Animal Crossing plagued by cats..(Continued from) Day 4 I have now introduced myself to most of the residents and I...

How Breath of the Wild Failed Princess Zelda and Representation

The most recent incarnation of Zelda will not be included in the Smash Bros Ultimate roster, because she is ‘not much of a fighter’. This...

Is it Ever Ethical to Use ROMs?  

Over the past weeks Nintendo has issued a storm of cease and desist letters, shutting down the two largest ROM hosting sites. This push...