Jordan Ashley
Jordan Ashley lives in the middle of the UK with two dogs who routinely beat him on Mario Kart. He's a big fan of playing Wind Waker over and over again while ignoring all other tasks. He also likes Craft Beer and screaming at Splatoon.
6 Upcoming & Recent Games That Aren’t Red Dead Redemption 2
As you might well have heard, Red Dead Redemption 2 is releasing this week. The huge game from Rockstar has come at the cost...
The Ultimate Super Mario Party Drinking Game
Super Mario Party is a return to the foundations of the franchise. It ditches the car and the points for effort that have made the...
The Book Ritual Forces You to Confront Loss and Attachment
The Book Ritual is a unique title in which you talk with and destroy a physical book. The simplistic game is characterised by its use...
The Reaction To Life is Strange 2 Has Been Ridiculous
The first episode of Life is Strange 2 took a particularly honest view of racism and racial issues. The reaction to it has mainly been...
Pokémon Coverage 20 Years Later: Sexually Preoccupied Cross Dressing Jerks
This year Pokémon turns 20. It’s a good time to look back on how the English speaking world welcomed Pokémon. A few years after...
Spider-Man Problems: NYPD, Break-Ups, and Triad Gangs
Spider-Man has had a such huge impact in the half a week its been out, its inspired pretty much every hot take going. Many of...
Our 5 Favourite Richard Nixon Gaming Memories
We all have our favourite Nixon themed Video Games. Developers have long embraced the one thing, no matter our political affiliation, we can all...
Capitalism Eats Itself with The Simpsons Tapped Out Nostalgia Betrayal
Fans of The Simpsons are no strangers to the franchise developing in uncomfortable ways. The heavy drop off in quality leading to the current...
Publishers Need to Do More to Fight Gaming Disorder
Gaming Disorder has recently been recognised as a medical condition, and in many countries can now be treated as such. The news has had...
Fortnite is a Libertarian Fantasy
Fortnite. It’s the biggest game in the world right now, and a fitting analogy for Libertarianism; complete with its flaws and misinterpretation.
As the latest...
An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary: The Cat Problem
Further Extracts from the Diary of an Incel in Animal Crossing plagued by cats..(Continued from)
Day 4
I have now introduced myself to most of the residents and I...
How Breath of the Wild Failed Princess Zelda and Representation
The most recent incarnation of Zelda will not be included in the Smash Bros Ultimate roster, because she is ‘not much of a fighter’. This...
Is it Ever Ethical to Use ROMs?
Over the past weeks Nintendo has issued a storm of cease and desist letters, shutting down the two largest ROM hosting sites. This push...
An Incel’s Animal Crossing Diary
An extract from the diary of an Incel in Animal Crossing:
Day 1
Moving to a new town, leaving the human world and its petty focus on attractiveness...
Honest Mental Health and Night in The Woods
Video Games don’t have a fantastic record of depicting mental health. The increasing attention on plot focused games has shown the medium is pretty...