Author: Jordan Ashley

  • NPCs Massacre Game Shows Steam Still Isn’t Doing Enough

    NPCs Massacre Game Shows Steam Still Isn’t Doing Enough

    Steam recently did something notable, it actually blocked a horrendous game from appearing on their storefront. It’s notable because their policy up until this point was essentially “Fuck it, do what you want just pay our cut.”. The game is question was pretty awful. It was a rape and murder simulator. Unlike Night Trap, this…

  • Anthem Reviews Aren’t Being Censored

    Anthem Reviews Aren’t Being Censored

    Every few years the remnants of GamerGate re-emerges to attempt to construct an outrage over something. Between complaining about any form of diversity or politics they don’t agree with; they like to play the hits from time to time. Broadly speaking, game reviews. More specifically, complex crazy conspiracy theories about game reviews crafted into a…

  • Donkey Kong 64: A Marxist Interpretation

    Donkey Kong 64: A Marxist Interpretation

    Donkey Kong 64 is one of the most seminal games of the 90s. The collectathon platformer re-cast a former villain in a brand new role as a 3D hero. The title has been unfairly maligned in recent years by rightists seeking to downplay the importance of the Kong family’s struggle. By viewing Donkey Kong 64 through a…

  • Twitch Needs to Actually Enforce its Own Rules

    Twitch Needs to Actually Enforce its Own Rules

    Twitch isn’t exactly known for being a positive platform, with a strong approach to quality control. With any platform, the larger it grows the harder it becomes to stay on top of the content being hosted. Twitch is no exception. However, Twitch has a problem with enforcing its own rules. A streamer called MrDeadMoth has brought…

  • Some Relaxing Lo-Fi Gaming Playlists

    Some Relaxing Lo-Fi Gaming Playlists

    Have you ever noticed that long-running YouTube Livestream of an anime girl studying? It claims to be perfect music to study/chill too, and it kind of is. Lo-fi music emerged from Vapourware and has found a nice niche as background music. This music is perfect for playing while you’re studying, reading, or even playing a game with…

  • Physical Editions of Fortnite are Predatory

    Physical Editions of Fortnite are Predatory

    Fortnite has been a runaway success, a lot of this has been driven by the constant free content for the title. It is possible to spend a lot of money in the game, however in it’s purest form Fortnite is entirely free to play and free to win. Free to play and win, cosmetics are often a…

  • 7 Party Games For New Year’s Eve

    7 Party Games For New Year’s Eve

    It is hard to actually have fun on New Year’s Eve. So why bother going out? A party at home has long been the refugee for anyone wanting to avoid the overpriced and over-hyped night. It is also a perfect excuse to break out some party and multiplayer games. We’ve made a list of eight titles,…

  • 2019 Needs to be the Year That Developers Stop Placating Racists

    2019 Needs to be the Year That Developers Stop Placating Racists

    There is a public perception of a gamer, It’s the sort who self-identifies as one. Someone who uses their hobby as an identity, but viscously hates those who bring their identities into their hobbies. These people use hatred of identity politics as an excuse for outright racism and misogyny, it’s time developers stopped pandering to…

  • The Epic Games Store Is a Mixed Blessing for Indie Games

    The Epic Games Store Is a Mixed Blessing for Indie Games

    The indie gaming landscape becomes more crowded every year. Usually, these games are primarily sold through Steam. The platform becomes more bloated by the day. Itch.IO has made significant inroads in the last few years by offering developers a better deal than Steam, but the Epic Games Store is still a game changer. As the amount…

  • A Complete Right-Wing Gamer Boycott List

    A Complete Right-Wing Gamer Boycott List

    If there’s one thing that the right-wing is known for, it’s their ability to take any difference of opinion or viewpoint with good humour. Unlike snowflakes who are consistently offended by literally everything and demand that things vanish or change, the right-wing has a mighty thick skin. Except they don’t, they are consistently and bafflingly…

  • Can You Build Communism in Civilization VI?

    Can You Build Communism in Civilization VI?

    The Civilization series of games have progressed from an electronic version of Risk into a deep and complex strategy game. You’re free to pick what ideology you want to use for your civilization, with each roughly corresponding with an actual ideology from your current historical era. Late game options usually offer a communism ideology label that…

  • The PlayStation Classic is a Cynical Cash Grab

    The PlayStation Classic is a Cynical Cash Grab

    Nostalgia permeates culture at the moment. Corporations extracting money from this sensation is as natural as a buzzard picking the last few bits of meat off the sentimental corpse. Games are no exception to this process. If you feel strongly about something, someone will figure out a way to make money off that. The PlayStation Classic makes…

  • Every Smash Bros Ultimate Character Ranked By Their Revolutionary Commitment

    Every Smash Bros Ultimate Character Ranked By Their Revolutionary Commitment

    Super Smash Bros Ultimate features the biggest roster seen so far in the series. With so many characters, how will you pick? You need to know where each character stands on punching Nazis. Who is most committed to replacing capitalism with a worker-owned command economy. Which is most committed to revolutionary socialism? We’ve ranked them…

  • How Much Does It Cost to Buy Everything In Fortnite?

    How Much Does It Cost to Buy Everything In Fortnite?

    Fortnite is free to play, with no pay to win aspects. It only takes your money for cosmetic items. That accessible approach has made it a massive hit. Curating a community has lead to massive engagement with the game, this is reflected in how much money it brings in despite being completely free. Yet it still makes hundreds of…

  • No Moss Makes Mindful Tiny games

    No Moss Makes Mindful Tiny games

    No Moss Studios is a small Indie developer that is currently developing ‘tiny’ games. These titles really are tiny. They’re mainly doing this through Patreon, but also offer each for a single fee. Their mechanics of these games range wildly but they are all well designed. While games grow larger and more ambitious, Indie games have…

  • Blockbuster Games Should Be Treated Like Blockbuster Movies

    Blockbuster Games Should Be Treated Like Blockbuster Movies

    Red Dead Redemption 2 has brought to light a specific philosophy of game design used in blockbuster games that emphasizes technological achievement over everything else. Rockstar has unapologetically perused a line of development in which the creation of the most life-like atmosphere in a game is the most important factor in crafting an experience. Chasing realism…